Streeeeeeetch!

The October 2007 Linux Magazine (no. 10, issue 83, p. 62) is carrying the English version of my original German article about converting load averages to stretch factors. Unfortunately, there is no direct URL (Sun Oct 28, 2007: As Metapost commented below, it is now available for viewing) but the cute visual hook has a picture of a stretch limo ... stretched across two pages.

I wish I'd thought of that.